Do I Detect A Pattern?

June 26, 2011



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If you ever wondered where some of those sayings you say without thinking come from, THIS is the answer. Thank you, Meanlittleboy.

Where did Piss Poor come from? Interesting History They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery . . . if you had to do this to survive You were "Piss Poor" But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot . . . they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low. The next time you are washing your ha … Read More

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What Am I Bid?

January 5, 2011

If my brain was up for auction

Would I Even Get A Bid?

Every morning the Trids got up, ate breakfast, and marched over the bridge to Tridville to work. One morning, a troll moved in under the bridge. When the Trids tried to cross the bridge, the troll climbed up and kicked the Trids all the way back to their homes. The Trids decided to take the day off in hopes that the troll would go away, but the next morning the troll once again climbed up onto the bridge and kicked them back to their homes. In desperation, the Trids decided to ask the Rabbi for help. So the next morning the Rabbi walked across the bridge several times but never saw the troll. He went home believing the troll had indeed moved on. When the Trids tried to cross the bridge afterward, the troll climbed up again and kicked the Trids back home. The Rabbi returned to the bridge and called out for the troll. When the troll appeared, the Rabbi asked why he was allowed to cross the bridge but not the Trids. The troll replied, “Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids.

Is This a Good Idea?

December 15, 2010

Is it really a good idea to launch a jet from a gasoline tanker?

The 95 Year Old Hooker

September 1, 2010

A 95 year old lady was brought into court on charges of prostitution. The judge couldn’t believe how anyone could believe she would be offering herself up on the street and asked her to explain.

“Well,” she said, “I have two little dogs named Liz and Tiz. The other day Tiz ran out as I opened the door to get the mail. Well, I grabbed my cane and went after her yelling ‘Here Tiz, here Tiz’. That’s when I noticed the policeman standing on the corner…”

When I was growing up, my dad used to sing this song once in a while. I always thought that it was a silly song that he made up, so I decided to look it up and see. As it turns out, it is actually a rather successful song by Roy Acuff called “The Precious Jewel”.

Here are the lyrics.

Way back in the hills, when a boy, I once wandered
Buried deep in her grave lies a girl that I love
She was called from this earth, a jewel for heaven
More precious than diamonds more precious than gold.

When a girl of sixteen, we courted each other
She promised someday to become my sweet wife
I bought her the ring to wear on her finger
But the angels they called her to heaven one night.

A jewel here on earth, a jewel up in heaven
She’ll brighten the kingdom around God’s great throne
May the angels have peace, God bless her in heaven
They’ve broken my heart and they left me to roam.

This world has it wealth, its’ trials and troubles
Mother earth holds her treasures of diamonds and gold
But it can’t hold the soul of one precious jewel
She’s resting in peace with the heavenly fold.

May the angels have peace, God bless her in heaven
They’ve broken my heart and they left me to roam.

Gotta love those Brits!

Hi friends I would like to share an interesting  joke which I came across. For the best joke competition Organized in Britain: A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy … Read More

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I was minding my own business, having a rather pleasant dream last night, when suddenly I see the “Never Gonna Give You Up” video.  That’s right, I was “Rickrolled” by my dream!  What’s up with that?